There are not a lot of things worse than having Writer's Block.
However, as I flounder in the dark, dank and deep well that is W.B., I've come to realize something.
There are in fact MANY things worse than Writer's Block.
i.e.*
- the attack on Pearl harbor
- Wookies being replaced in the Return of the Jedi by adorable, but definitely not as fierce, Ewoks
- the sinking of the Titanic
- thinking you had that vital ingredient for that dish you were so looking forward to making for dinner and you absolutely can't substitute it with anything else you actually have in your kitchen
- both world wars
- dutifully filling up your car at the gas station before work and accidentally stepping in a greasy puddle and then smelling like gaseous fumes for the rest of the day
- the Soviet Union beating the U.S. in the satellite space race
- the dogs dying in Where the Red Fern Grows (#sorry #spoiler)
- the martyrdom of Christians in Rome in the A.D.s
- WILSON!!!!!!!!
- atomic annihilation of Hiroshima
- getting ghosted by that guy or girl you thought was totally into you
- Zika virus & the Bubonic plague & Ebola
- sunburn on the bottom of your feet even though you swear you put the 100++++ SPF on everywhere
*Not merely limited to those listed
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to make an emergency grocery store run or it's another night of Ramen Noodles for me.
Cheers,
the Girl in The W.B. Well
P.s. You know you want to, so go ahead! Please!
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However, as I flounder in the dark, dank and deep well that is W.B., I've come to realize something.
There are in fact MANY things worse than Writer's Block.
i.e.*
- the attack on Pearl harbor
- Wookies being replaced in the Return of the Jedi by adorable, but definitely not as fierce, Ewoks
- the sinking of the Titanic
- thinking you had that vital ingredient for that dish you were so looking forward to making for dinner and you absolutely can't substitute it with anything else you actually have in your kitchen
- both world wars
- dutifully filling up your car at the gas station before work and accidentally stepping in a greasy puddle and then smelling like gaseous fumes for the rest of the day
- the Soviet Union beating the U.S. in the satellite space race
- the dogs dying in Where the Red Fern Grows (#sorry #spoiler)
- the martyrdom of Christians in Rome in the A.D.s
- WILSON!!!!!!!!
- atomic annihilation of Hiroshima
- getting ghosted by that guy or girl you thought was totally into you
- Zika virus & the Bubonic plague & Ebola
- sunburn on the bottom of your feet even though you swear you put the 100++++ SPF on everywhere
*Not merely limited to those listed
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to make an emergency grocery store run or it's another night of Ramen Noodles for me.
Cheers,
the Girl in The W.B. Well
P.s. You know you want to, so go ahead! Please!
Comment and Add to "The List of Things Worse than Writer's Block" :P
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